|See I’m sure he loves me despite, my failures. Right?|
“Oh Lis……….this is not your best attempted confection.” That was the comment I got from my most dearly beloved Jimmy Bob. He said it with the most tenderness he could muster as he tried to gag down this mornings breakfast coffee cake. Ok I probably should have named the confection SOS. You know………..Poop On a Shingle. I couldn’t take offense. I had actually asked him if he liked the before mentioned breakfast as I smuggly tried to swallow the dry piece of yuckiness. Buttermilk syrup to the rescue, and all in the family were able to at least swallow most of the mess. I know you’re wondering how this could have happened at the Clawson home, but my dear loved ones let me just reassure you I have phenominal failures in the kitchen! Quite frequently if you can believe it. Just ask my Jimmy. Actually don’t. He’ll just tell you how wonderful I am, and thin, and how everything I do is touched with gold. Let’s just let him keep thinking this. That’s why I love him so much!
I wonder…………does anyone else ever receive a comment like this? Probably not. Your husbands probably just swallow and smile. I’ll try to remember my Jimmy thinks I’m fabulous! Or maybe he’ll just have a little Soft Soap in his toothbrush tonight:)